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• October 25, 2025

  Toronto Waterfront Marathon 2025

  Now I’ve done a winter training in -20 and blasting sleet, and summer training in +30 and sweltering humidity, I can safely say that the summer is harder. You can layer up in winter, but there’s a limit to what you can take off in the summer without getting arrested or dying of blood loss. There were several training runs in July and August that I crashed on, or just bailed out early and went home. I would arrive back absolutely drenched in sweat, despite having left the house before 7am, or after the sun went down. Pretty much every single time I tried to go fast, as in under 4 mins/km, I would wipe out. I, to some extent, ignored this, seeing as the race itself was in October and would presumably be at least under 20 degrees. It wasn’t total carnage, “general aerobic” runs, ie just going out and coming back, were mostly fine even when 30+ km, and the Big Test, the 23km at marathon pace in mid September went kind of fine. I did stop during it though, having gotten a stitch and some breathing problems which I put down to the rib I broke in August.

• August 08, 2025

  Weapons

  A killer hook: at 2:17am one night, seventeen children from the same class all leave their houses, run off into the night and disappear. I went into this totally cold, but having experienced Barbarian, I was a little more prepared for the distinct Zach Cregger mix of creeping dread and Looney Tunes. This time it was much more balanced throughout rather than a cut to Justin Long in the middle signaling a complete change of tone.

• August 02, 2025

  Ran

  Suddenly we found ourselves with an unusual amount of time in the evening, and neither of us had to get up in the morning, so finally, after many months of “I’d love to but it’s too long”, we finally got to watch Ran and it was awesome. I’ve seen most of the Kurosawa big hitters at this stage (but his back catalogue is deep) but this has been a long standing 2hr 40min hole. I think we did Seven Samurai in two sittings, much as I dislike doing that, but I have a job and children here.

• July 28, 2025

  Lorna, at the Heat Death of the Universe

  0. The End

• July 04, 2025

  I Accidentally Adopted a Baby Raccoon

  I got this app on my phone to identify birds, and it was all cool and fun until it became clear that there are precisely three birds in my general area: Sparrow, American Robin and Northern Cardinal. (Side: cardinals are cool and I think they’re great. Fat little red bastards). Yesterday morning I heard a new bird, and grabbed my phone to see what it was. Sparrow? That sounds nothing like a sparrow. This app is bullshit. Cornell will hear about this. I gave up and went back to work until I heard Jones going ballistic out front, and the bird noise getting louder and louder. Shit, he’s trying to kill it. I burst out the door, grabbed him and hurled him inside, and discovered that the bird app had not identified the noise because it was in fact a very distressed baby raccoon.